Why must I have super-smell senses? I dislike it. It doesn't even qualify as a super power. There is no super hero that's one cool power is the ability to smell better than the average population. There is no Smellowoman, no Smelloman.
Another question - why does my person have the ability to detect scents in a stronger than normal fashion, but refuses to do so except during this period that I'm making a person? And why isn't there some sort of sensory-dulling hormone that one acquires only while their child is experiencing their teens?
I hope this super-sense goes away immediately after delivery, because from my experience over the last 7 months there are more things in this world that smell bad, than smell good. I'm sick of it. Right now my boss-man/father is at his desk eating some sort of a sandwich with red onions on it. If you are also pregnant, I need say nothing more and you are probably already ill. For unpregnant people, let me just tell you, red onions are probably the single most offensive odor in existence. Its no wonder they make people cry when slicing. The fact that fiery odor lingers in the air long after the offending meal has been finished just makes this food straight EVIL.
Logic. Math. Reality.
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