The Target Episode

Since last weekend my pre-natal vitamins have been making me feel kinda yuck. At first I thought it was non-related to the vitamins because I happened to take one before I went to Target, where I started reading a book about labor and I almost friggin fainted in the book department. Of course the book dept is like right across from the kid section so there were a bunch of families with screaming out of control kids driving me crazy. I dunno if it was them or the labor story with IV and catheter or the vitamin that did it but I started getting hot and dizzy feeling. Like this is a place a really feel like a) fainting, or even B) touching the floor. I mean our Target is pretty clean, but I'm not exactly a fan of public places. So I made myself say "baseball" 3 times, chucked the book down, and hauled ass to the cat food aisle to get my last item and split.

Anyway the next day I felt a little funky after I took the vitamin again, but by no means like the Target episode. Earlier in the day I read the section on delivery in "What to Expect When You're Expecting" and they said things in a lot nicer way than the Target book. It was a little reassuring, but then again it's all bullshit, I'm sure.

So today I've felt barfy all day long. Not that I'm going to, just that I feeel like I'm going to. I almost wish I would just to get it over with. I ate some crakers but nada, no relief. What I want to know is: Who the heck gets morning sickness starting in their *second* trimester!?!