Thursday, September 7, 2006

3 Teeth for the Virgin Mary


Last night I watched Miami Ink. There was a woman getting a tattoo on her boob of her beloved grilled cheese sandwich that "depicted" the Virgin Mary in the char marks - supposedly. It looked like Joan Crawford to me. I guess she sold the toast for $28k and was so torn about letting it go she wanted to have it inked on her booby forever.

This woman has 3 teeth. I 'm not surprised. In the story, she states she was making the grilled cheese as she does every morning - for breakfast. She eats grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast every morning.

Why is it always the Virgin Mary that shows up on random foods? Just because that sandwich looks like a woman doesn't mean its her. I mean it could be Brittany Spears - a grilled cheese sandwich is SO something Brittany Spears would show up on.

4 comments:

  1. you're fucking rude!

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  2. yeah a ma fricken sandwich yumm but hats to Kat for doin it.

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  3. Hahhahahaha. I like grilled cheese sandwiches, but I don't eat it every morning, and I most definitely do not want it tattooed on my fucking boobs. Damn, I fear for the future.

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  4. the world has really gone to hell.

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