Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Cats are Democrats

Plenty of people would say cats are extremely lazy. But when you domesticate an animal, it no longer gets all its needed exercise, entertainment and nutrition from its food-hunting job. The only dues a house cat must repay you are the contract killing/torturing of the odd cricket/moth in the house. Other than that, its nap time, or time to expend excess accumulated energy..by wrecking up furniture. Why? You gave him a home, bowls of food and water, a warm fuzzy place to nap. No chores. For your cat, its always Sunday afternoon. Your turned him into a Democrat, you Commie.

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