If you do not have internet access, email us at...

I have a letter of instructions from a government office the for a report I have to file...
So it says I need to go to a website and get my specific information, and then follow the instructions from there. Then it says: "If you do not have internet access, email us at xxxx or call xxxxx".

You know the world is going crazy when

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. ofarrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."